I saw daddy kissing santa claus
Underneath the mistletoe
Last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
[Mike screams "oh god!"]
He thought I was up in the bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw mommy kissing santa claus
Underneath the christmas tree last night
There must be some mistake
Was I really awake?
I move in closer, but better look away

[Mike and billie make barfing noises]